Imagine The Fellowship all sitting around the campfire halfway up Caradhras retelling the events of the Hobbit to Boromir and Aragorn Rashomon-style with Gimli going “my dad tells it this way” and Legolas going “well, my dad tells it this way” and the Hobbits all going “but Bilbo tells it this way!” and, even though Gandalf was fucking there for half of it, he refuses to weigh in on anything because watching them argue is more fun and also he doesn’t remember because it was over 75 years ago.
Even better: Gandalf remembers it perfectly fine but he keeps making shit up and agreeing to multiple different versions just to throw everyone off
Too good to hide in the tags!
He’s not doing it to throw everyone off. He’s doing it for his own entertainment. This is fun for him.
Wizard enrichment
Wizards need lots of dense winding pathways to get lost in. So that they’re the ideal level of bitchy for fucking with people when they finally arrive precisely when they mean to.
